Are you sick of this junk? Every damn day it's the same heap of spam. Your inbox is a junkyard, and your patience is fraying at the edges. We have to do something about this. It's time to take control!
- Block all spam emails you receive.
- Unsubscribe from any unwanted mailing lists.
- Install a good spam filter.
Don't let these freeloaders win! Fight back the tide of spam and reclaim your inbox. We can do this!
My Inbox is Drowning in Goddamn Spam
I despise getting spam. It's like an endless deluge of crap clogging up my inbox. But lately, it's gotten completely out of hand. I'm talking about really creepy spam that makes me want to scream.
- These bastards
- are sending
- some really weird stuff
I've tried blocking them, but they just keep coming back. here It's like a Sisyphean.
Honestly, I don't know what to do anymore.
Maybe it's time to get a new email address?
Or maybe I should just give up and move to the mountains
Go Away, and Your Annoying Spam
Are you actually such ignorant to give in to this bullshit? I'm tired of seeing your lame attempts at robbing innocent people. {Get a real job|Find something better to do and leave us alone.
- Take a break from spamming
- Your ads make me sick
- {Go away forever|Just go away
Get The Absolute Off Of Here With That Crap
You know what really pisses me crazy? Receiving/Getting/Seeing that obnoxious/stupid/horrible junk mail in my inbox/email/messages. It's like these morons think they can just bombard/flood/throw me with their useless/pointless/worthless garbage/advertisements/promotions. Get a grip!/Seriously?/Come on!, people. Stop it!/Have some decency!/Figure out something else to do!.
- Study to filter/block/ignore that nonsense/rubbish/bullshit and give me a break!/leave me alone!/go away!
- And for crying out loud/mercy/heck/gods sake, stop with the overpriced/useless/fake products/services/deals. Nobody wants your junk/trash/garbage.
Spam: The Goddamn Worst Invention
Dude, seriously? E-mail Trash is the {Worst|Most Cringeworthy|Absolute BiggestPile ofDumbass|Unbearable thing ever invented. It's like a Nightmare that just won't Go Away. You Try to Keep a clean inbox, and then BAM! A flood of Lies from some Clown trying to sell you something Trash. I mean, come on, can't we just Ignore it?Block it all?Drown in the Chaos?
Seriously, Just Get Rid of It. It's like a Disease on the internet. A Pain in the Ass that just won't Disappear. I know there are people who actually Profit off of spam, but for everyone else? It's just a Aggravation.
Seriously, These Emails Are the Worst
My inbox is like a festering wound of pointless crap. All the damn time, I’m getting bombarded with these godawful spam emails that promise me eternal youth. It's enough to make me want to chuck my computer out the window. I swear, if I see one more message for a "guaranteed" lottery win, I’m going to snap.
- {Seriously|Just stop
- Get this crap outta my inbox!
- I'm officially deleting my email account.